This a very significant time in my country. According to our present Prime Minister, the fate of the entire free world may rest on the Canadian Election. But I have more important issues to discuss. Family issues, in fact. Specific issues concerning……toilet paper.
I love my kids, really I do. But some days they drive me nuts. Particularly when it comes to the bathroom. What is it with them and toilet paper? First they use too much and then they, invariably, leave the roll empty on the holder. A new roll may be found anywhere in the bathroom – except replaced on the holder. What’s with that? Two of these kids feel qualified to drive my vehicle but they don’t have the engineering dexterity to change the toilet paper roll? Where did my wife go wrong?