The United States will be using Blackhawk helicopters and planes along the Montana border with Alberta and Saskatchewan to watch for terrorists, drug-runners and illegal immigrants.
Channeling Rick Mercer, Jordon comments.
Among the threatening things the American military will be looking for being smuggled in from Saskatchewan. Hockey sticks, curling stones, poutine , toques, snow, Wendy, coyotes, “eh?”‘s, cast from the Royal Canadian Air Farce, John Deere tractors, weak rural coffee, Clark Gillies, and universal medicare.
Actually Jordo, I understand their need to keep poutine out of the States. Those gravy-slathered, cheese-curded fries should’ve been locked inside the borders of l’etat de Quebec.