Microsoft Abandons PowerPoint

kinnon —  February 14, 2006 — 12 Comments

Redmond, Washington February 14th, 2005 (Wacky News Service)

Bill Gates announced today, that in spite of its popularity, Microsoft (MSFT) would be abandoning PowerPoint. Originally developed by a former Berkeley PhD student, Bob Gaskins and software developer, Dennis Austin at Forethought Software – PowerPoint was launched for the Mac in 1987. Forethought was purchased by Microsoft later that year and PowerPoint was released for Windows in 1990.

Gates made the announcement at a symposium put on in Seattle by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Eyeballs. Commenting at P.E.T.E yesterday, Gates stated,

“Listen this has nothing to do with Apple releasing a purportedly superior presentation program they call Keynote. I just feel that after almost twenty years, PowerPoint has served it’s purpose. If you remember, I didn’t even use it for my presentation at CES in January. But, quite frankly, that isn’t the real reason we’ve canned the product.

As you may remember, Time Magazine voted Bono, my wife and me, Persons of the Year for 2005. It’s because of our efforts to make the world a better place.

Dispensing with PowerPoint is a part of that initiative. We realize that no matter how wonderful the software is, it’s being used in ways that are hurting people.”

Gates said that one of the main complaints he’d heard about the presentation software was its use in churches. He stated that there are over 300,000 churches in America and it would seem a vast percentage were using PowerPoint. And using it badly.

“From cluttered screens to using every font in their system, churches are making a mockery of the power of this program. Things fly in, things zip out. It’s making congregants sick. And Microsoft has had enough litigation issues without having to worry about a class-action lawsuit from the millions of pew sitters in America.”

This reporter asked Mr. Gates why he hadn’t recommended the writings of Garr Reynolds to the church PowerPoint audience. Gates said,

“Listen, I’ve really appreciated Garr’s comments about my own PowerPoint presentations. I’ve taken them to heart. Unfortunately, Ballmer has been less willing to change. But the problem is that Mr. Reynolds calls his website and churches really aren’t into the whole Zen thing.”

Gates stated that Microsoft (MSFT) would continue to support PowerPoint for Windows XP and earlier but that all development for Vista was being curtailed. He also said that all PowerPoint packages in the retail channel would have labels added to them stating “Not Recommended for Church Use.”

Gates also told the gathered reporters that he was attempting to talk to Steve Jobs about Keynote as he feared churches would just move to the Apple platform. “As yet, I’ve not heard back from Steve.”

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A television editor, writer & director since 1978. A Christian since 1982. More than a little frustrated with the Church in the West since late in the last millennium.

12 responses to Microsoft Abandons PowerPoint

  1. thats funny. you almost had me there.

  2. Oh this is hilarious! Thanks for the good laugh,

  3. Classic. For a minute I thought I would have to go back to overhead projectors and flannelgraph.

  4. OMG, I was almost YOINKED. The site I followed the link from has taken you completely seriously.

  5. You mean it’s not true! GRIN

    D’ya really think they actually believe it – or is their response “tongue in cheek”?

  6. Actually I think its time MSFT conceded that HARVARD GRAPHICS was a superior product and at the same time agree to license Visicalc and abandon Excel

  7. Great job!

  8. As a member of one of those Churches that frequently abuses Powerpoint, I would almost be happy about this. I must tell them 30 times a year about colors/fonts/etc and beg them to change. “But it looks good on MY screen” Urgh 🙂


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