To The Phishers for Phools

kinnon —  February 26, 2006 — Leave a comment

Dear Dr. James Buthelezi,

Thank you for your kind offer to share 15% of your client’s 10,000,000USD if I’d just give you access to my bank account. I’ll get back to you as quickly as possible. If you wouldn’t mind, please hold your breath until you hear from me. Have someone let me know how that works out for you.

And special thanks to the folks at who are looking out for me and my PayPal account. Please be careful how you use my user name and password. I really wouldn’t want it to get in the hands of bad people who might live in the beautiful Schwarzwald area of Germany.

I so love the nice people on the internet who want to make me rich and protect me from bad people. Keep on phishing, phools!

Your humble Servant,

UPDATE: This ended up in my spam box today. It’s too phunny not to share:

Forgive my indignation if this message comes to you as a surprise and may offend your personality for contacting you without your prior consent and writing through this unofficial channel.I got your contact from a profesional database found in internet while searching for a reliable and honest person that will assist me safeguard funds into an account.

Thanks to Mr Samuel Lantey (JP) for the humour.

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A television editor, writer & director since 1978. A Christian since 1982. More than a little frustrated with the Church in the West since late in the last millennium.

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