April 1

kinnon —  April 1, 2007 — 9 Comments

Got up this morning. Rushed to put on our Sunday best. Shoes polished, hair combed, ties straightened. Not a single complaint from anyone. All excited about singing songs and staring straight ahead for the message. Can’t wait for the coffee afterwards.

Wait.

What day did I say it was?

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A television editor, writer & director since 1978. A Christian since 1982. More than a little frustrated with the Church in the West since late in the last millennium.

9 responses to April 1

  1. This is why you rule.

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  2. in some places… people would start throwing stones…
    i’m off to brunch at a house church

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  3. hehehe

    Yeah, I noticed the date today too…

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  4. The key, of course, is to have the coffee BEFORE the service.

    Dan

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  5. I’d vote for coffee delivered to the pews – double cupped so I don’t burn my hands. Muffins might be a nice addition, too. Or for those of the more upper crust types, croissants. (The “s” is silent at the end, eh.)

    Get to church…the lot of you!

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  6. You’re just the kind of guy a pastor loves to have in his – oh, wait a minute. April fooled again! 😉

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  7. Sorry I didn’t respond, I’ve been too busy rearranging deck chairs. (This only makes sense if you go to Darrl’s blog post.)

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  8. Since I’m a new reader, when I read this, I groaned and thought… no, this is probably NOT a blog I am going to want to read regularly… Then I got the punch line! ROFL!! Good one!!

    Lovin’ your blog…

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