I just requested directions to a particular store from the parent company’s website. The site correctly told me it was 8.5 miles from my present location. When I clicked on driving directions, I received the map below.
And part of that drive has us going down the Niagara River and then crossing Lake Ontario. (They must think all Canadians have fast amphibious vehicles – or that Lake Ontario is frozen and there’s an Ice Road across it.) Hysterical!